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I
have
heard
slave
after
slave
lament
about
how
mean
Mistresses
are
on
the
phone?
Too
many
to
count.
It
is
a
common
occurrence
indeed.
However,
there
is
good
reason
for
what
might
be
considered
bad
phone
etiquette.
I
shall
try
and
clarify
the
why
of
it
and
how
to
avoid
it.
Hopefully
with
clarification,
the
phone
experience
will
be
more
pleasant
for
all.
First
off,
we
Mistresses
(or
at
least
those
of
us
who
are
real
Mistresses)
loathe
rudeness.
It
is
especially
intolerable
from
those
calling
for
an
appointment
to
be
a
submissive.
Being
called
Hon,
or
Babe,
or
no
greeting
at
all
is
disrespectful.
What
WE
hear
is
"Hey
I
wanna
top
from
the
bottom
and
I
think
of
you
like
a
hooker
or
a
waitress."
That
is
the
translation.
Any
person
with
common
sense
can
now
understand
why
the
Mistress
on
the
other
end
of
the
phone
may
respond
with
a
stiletto
tongue
or
a
hang
up.
Another
vile
call
we
often
get
is
the
"price-er".
First
words
out
of
the
caller's
mouth
is
"How
much?".
It
is
understandable
a
potential
slave
needs
to
know
what
to
bring,
but
if
his
first
thought
is
how
much
then
the
answer
is
"you
can't
afford
me".
Not
only
asking
how
much
right
off
the
bat
implies
CHEAP
but
worse,
it
implies
a
fake
submissive.
A
Mistress
does
not
want
to
waste
her
valuable
time
with
either.
It
is
almost
guaranteed
an
unpleasant
experience,
something
we
would
rather
avoid.
Instead
we
just
cut
this
one
right
off.
One
of
my
personal
favorite
types
of
caller
to
hang
up
on
is
the
"non-reader".
He
can
not
be
bothered
with
reading
the
ENTIRE
ad.
Or
he
may
think
it
does
not
apply
to
him.
If
the
ad
specifically
says
caller
will
speak
to
an
assistant,
he
DEMANDS
to
speak
to
the
Mistress.
If
it
says
available
one
day
only,
he
wants
an
appointment
the
day
after.
And
the
best
one
of
all?
If
it
says
NO
SEX,
NO
HJ,
etc.
Guess
what
he
wants?
Whether
the
caller
is
just
dumb,
illiterate
,
has
a
head
injury,
or
believes
these
rules
and
instructions
do
not
apply
to
him,
the
result
is
the
same.
An
irked
Mistress
and
a
dial
tone.
The
"bossy
lister"
is
another
miscreant.
This
one
is
simple.
He
gives
a
shopping
list
of
things
he
wants
and
expects.
Does
he
want
fries
with
that?
Once
again,
not
submissive
or
failed
to
understand
what
the
title
Mistress
means.
Topping
from
the
bottom
is
his
session.
Finally,
one
of
the
most
annoying
and
most
prevalent
is
the
"wanker".
Every
Mistress
knows
this
one.
His
session
is
the
phone
call.
He
often
asks
too
many
questions,
wants
too
many
details,
then
makes
an
appointment
he
does
not
intend
to
keep.
He
is
an
utter
time
waster
and
cell
minute
gobbler.
Many
Mistresses
including
myself
keep
numbers
in
the
phone
of
such
human
cysts.
When
we
get
a
suspect
caller,
we
often
hang
up
or
avoid
his
calls
all
together.
Heck,
it's
a
small
world,
I
like
to
share
my
known
losers
with
others.
In
fact,
feel
free
to
email
me
for
their
numbers
(or
even
emails).
It
can
be
easy
to
circumvent
an
unpleasant
call
with
a
Mistress
by
following
a
few
simple
guidelines.
By
always
being
polite,
reading
and
following
the
directions
of
the
entire
ad,
and
keeping
it
succinct,
a
call
will
be
a
lovely
experience
for
both
parties
involved.
Granted
there
are
those
who
have
made
the
listed
mistakes
by
accident.
They
are
left
wondering
why
Mistress
was
bitchy
on
the
phone.
Ignorance
surely
isn't
bliss
and
educating
one's
self
is
a
sure
way
to
improve
the
chance
of
getting
a
great
session. |
